What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."