What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.