What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.