How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Previous Random Joke Next

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.