How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.