How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.