How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.