How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.