Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.