Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation