Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.