Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo