Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce