What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.