What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.