What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go