Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99