Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!