Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.