Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Why do Women use perfume and make up?

Because they're ugly and stink! )

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!