Their personality.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Casey Anthony
Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."
Breast implants.