What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality