What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!