What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.