What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality