Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.