What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."