Lifeguard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

You might also enjoy:

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Cus he was too far out, man

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.