What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.