What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.