What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.