What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.