What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.