Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.