Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.