What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!