Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What is the name of the bear capitol?

Koala Lumpur