Koala Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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Austalian

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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They would have discovered Penicil(e )