Koala Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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Eucalyptus.

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How does it smell?

Awful

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.