What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.