How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.