How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.