How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.