How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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With a magic 8-ball

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'