How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'