How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'