What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.