How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.