How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.