How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...