How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?