How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...