How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas