Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.