Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.