What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'