What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'