What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'