What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

Coughin Jokes More Coughin Jokes

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'