An elephant !
Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt