What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal