What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal