What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.