A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
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A pit bull.
A cannibal
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A happy pit bull.
A whale with a table taped to it.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
an elephant with diarrhea
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Begonia bother me !
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
I'm fast.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
It doesn't need cleaning
Because the stakes would be too high.
The Weasley twins
Half a cat
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Fred and George Weasley.
None. They already glow.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
So they can park in handicapped spaces.