4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.