4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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Chernobyl fall out..

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?