A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
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A pit bull.
A cannibal
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A happy pit bull.
A whale with a table taped to it.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
an elephant with diarrhea
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Sparky
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
Her hips.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
