Ginger bread
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Because they have no soul