Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.