Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.