Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!