Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.