What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What smells funny?

Clown poo!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.