What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*