What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow