How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*