Anarchist Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.