Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.