Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

American Colonist Jokes More American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

View Jokes More View Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.