Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Colonist Jokes More Colonist Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

George Jokes More George Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

American Colonist Jokes More American Colonist Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!