Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.