Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

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