Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.