What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

View Jokes More View Jokes

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.