What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.