A-hem!
When its down your pants then its a goblin!
Once in a blue moon.
They both exaggerate the length.
That's lacist.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Suit yourself.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
San Fran Crisco
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.