What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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A taxi driver.

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What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

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He wanted a law-suit

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.