Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

You might also enjoy:

View Jokes More View Jokes

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.