Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!