Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.