Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco