Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.