Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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A: It was closed.

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A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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A Ginger Bread-House

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They don't want to be spotted.

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After a week he was spotless !

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.