What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !