What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!