How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!