How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas