He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
He doesn't know how to turn things down
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
A picnic table can support a family of four
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Irish handcuffs.
