How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture