How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture