What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.