What is Irish and sits on the porch?

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

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