What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

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A. Polaroids.

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What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

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