How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...