How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.