How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.