What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone