What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)