What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone