What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone