How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish