How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow