How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.