How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.