Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
A: Because red means stop.
Malteasers
Cross your legs
It pains them to have standards.
A: Bob
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
Carl gets shot in the face.
I'm in light urn.'
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
