How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!