What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.