What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.