What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !