What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.