What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.