What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.