What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.