What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.