Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.