Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.