Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !