Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.