Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends